"Fit But You Know It"
The Streets

'Scuse me girl, I know it's a bit embarrasin',
But I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt there...

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

But theres just one little thing that's really really,
Really really annoying me about you, you see,
Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit
But my gosh don't you just know it.

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh dont you know it.

So when I looked at you standing there with your horde,
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking toward my direction
Your eyes locked on my course.
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order,
Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, YEAH.

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh dont you know it

Whoa! 
(Background: Leave it out)
Are you smoking crack or something?
Mike, just leave it, just leave it.
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment.
S'not worth it Mike, just leave it.
Dont Touch Me! S'not Worth It!
Dont Touch Me, Don'.. I'm Alright, Dont Touch Me.

For a while there I was thinkin' - yeah but what if?
Picturin' myself pullin' with bare white hot wit
Snarin' you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Was clockin' onto you too yeah I had to admit
That yeah yeah you are fit,
And yeah I do want it,
But I stopped sharkin' for a minute to get chips and drinks.

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh dont you know it.

Now I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew,
But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue.
I didn't wanna bowl over or [gaze around?] rude
Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth,
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you
Well let me tell you, see, Yes Yes you are really rude,
And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued
But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you.

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh dont you know it.

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
I was like nah, I can't, even though you look grand
But you look sharp there smilin' hard suggesting and
Gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin' tan
But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan
You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past
And into the arms of that fockin' white shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh dont you know it.

Oh what do I give a fock, I've got a girlfirend anyway
(whoa, we've all had a drink mate)
We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few, fair play,
I got this stella I bombed from that last cafe
This night's not even begun, yes yes oh yay.

I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say
I would rather I hadnt mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stop-and-play
In an otherwise total result of a holiday.

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it.

You're fit but you know it (3x)
I think I'm going to fall over
I think I'm going to fall o.., fuckin 'ell.